THIS MONTH ONLY
What’s the plumbing you never think about?
Wrong. It’s your washing machine hoses!
Change them yourself, or have us come by and do it for you for the ridiculously low price of only $99 ($192 value!).
But don’t put this off. If one of them busts, you’re gonna know how those folks felt who didn’t get on the boat with Noah!
That’s right, it’s not a typo, only $99 for 2 stainless steel braided hoses. This price is so insane, it’s only good for the first 10 responders! So be quick! Even I’m not crazy enough to do it for everybody!
Be one of the first ten to respond to this email to take advantage of this deal!
And please don’t mention this to my wife. I’m already in enough hot water as it is.
Email or call me today to take advantage of this crazy deal before February ends! (404) 427-0302 email@example.com